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I'm a Melbourne boy, hailing from St Kilda with one ex, one current wife and four kids. Love the outdoors and making new discoveries. I cook a lot at home (cheers from wife) and do some preserving, mostly jams, pickles and fruit liqueurs. This is the diary of a cooking journey.

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Friday, February 22, 2008
Perfection
Her husband padded into the kitchen one lazy Sunday morning, just as she was preparing breakfast. He watched her slip something into a pan of barely trembling water and as she did so, turned to him.

"Darling, I want you to make mad passionate love to me right now, here in the kitchen. Pleasure me in all the ways you know, I need you NOW!"

"But what about your cooking?"

"Don't worry, that will be fine."

Not needing to be asked twice, he took her in a passionate embrace and set about fulfilling her desires. It seemed as though they were locked together for an eternity of lust and passion as he lovingly tended to her, until finally, breathless and fully spent, he slowly disengaged from her body.

"Honey, that was fantastic, what a wonderful way to start the day. Thank you for being my wife."

"And thank you for your helping."

"What do you mean, thank you for my help?"

"I'm cooking soft boiled eggs, but my egg timer is broken. They should be just perfect now!"
 
  posted at 7:35 am
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9 Comments:
At 8:17 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*chokes on lettuce sandwich ...

yep, that got me wondering "what the ..."

 
At 9:23 am, Blogger Bron said...

Haha, thankfully... this kind of timer will never work for me!

 
At 10:51 am, Blogger stickyfingers said...

3 minute eggs? A knee trembler?

 
At 11:00 am, Blogger Katie Zeller said...

Women are always resourceful!

Are you certain they weren't a bit over done? Just a bit? Hopefully??

 
At 1:36 am, Blogger Lydia (The Perfect Pantry) said...

I'm laughing too hard to type! And to think I just went out and bought a new kitchen timer, when all along I could have....

 
At 10:36 am, Blogger Gigi said...

Ah, sweet necessity, the mother of...invention. ;D

 
At 1:18 am, Blogger MyKitchenInHalfCups said...

Incredible! My RSS is being really flaky and missed this one!
Neil, I don't know who surprised me more!
I can't depend on my RSS but I can depend on you, it's just that I never know exactly what to expect.
Very good!

 
At 1:11 pm, Blogger Deborah Dowd said...

I always have trouble finding the sweet spot between runny whites and hard-cooked eggs, but I don't think this timer would work with three teenagers in the house!

 
At 9:17 pm, Blogger Jeanne said...

They call him Speedy Gonzales... :o)

 

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