In today's Herald Sun, Gordon Ramsey claims the real reason he apologised about insulting and demeaning remarks he made towards Channel 9's Tracy Grimshaw, was that he received a 'bollocking' from his mum on the phone.

His alleged mother denies making any such call to her son, leading to the conclusion, that in fact, Ramsey has another mother, hidden away somewhere.

There are whispers that her mouth and temper are much worse than her famous celebrity son's, which could go a long way to explaining why her existence has never before been revealed; there simply isn't enough oxygen to fuel the both of them at the same time, without either one passing out.

In another stunning revelation, Miss Piggy has alleged that Gordon is the father of her new born off-spring and a photo has been circulating of the apparent love child.



Readers are invited to make up their own mind.

Miss Piggy, however, was completely distraught as the latest scandal unfolded.

"Why can't Tracy Grimshaw just butt out, I was there long before her. The way he picked me up was just amazing, he called me an ugly old pig and I just melted. I can't believe he wasted those words on that woman, he gets all the pork he needs from me."